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1. he will sit by you whenever he can



2. he always takes things from you and hides them



3. he makes eye contact as much as possible



4. he messes with your hair



5. he laughs at you just to see you smile and tell him to shut up!



6. he asks about your day



7. When the two of you have play fights, he always agrues, no matter what



8. he sneaks up on you



9. his friends ask if youre going out yet



10. ..he tells you he loves you, and really means it

&

If She Likes you...



1. she will wait for you.



2. she says hi to you EVERYTIME she sees you



3. she SMILES whenever she sees you



4. she walks as slow as she can when shes WITH you



5. she plays with YOUR HANDS just to see if you'll let her hold them



6. she teases you about stupid things



7. she ASKS you to go places with her



8. her friends ask you if you like her



9. her friends point at you when youre with her



10. she always "just happens" to be staring



'11. she CAN'T CONCENTRATE on anything else except the next time she'll get to see you



12. her HEART BEATS FASTER than normal at just the thought of your name



13. her friends dont understand why she's attracted to you, but she cant think of ANY REASON why she WOULDNT be attracted



14. she purposely says shes cold just to see if youll hug her



15...and when you do... SHE WISHES YOU'D NEVER LET GO

METHODS OF LOVE



+kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"

+kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"



+kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"

+kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"

+kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you now"

+kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"

+holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other"

+a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"

+slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"

+playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"

+holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"

+looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"

+playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"

+arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"

+laughing while kissing-----------"i am completley comfortable w/you"





Girl Confessions



[x] I do wear make up.~ rarely on occasion

[] When I walk by mirrors, I can't help but look.

[] When I walk by mirrors, I like what I see.

[] When I walk by mirrors, I hate what I see.

[] I wear a bra to bed.

[] I wear boxers/boy shorts to bed.

[x] Ocassionally I sleep naked.

[] I wear toe nail polish.

[] I have cried at a movie theater.

[x] I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didn't like.

[x] I love chocolate covered pretzels.[

Girls Cry Because.....



1 They fell in love with the wrong person



2 They're Mad



3 They're Sad



4 They're Scared



5 They're Nervous



6 They're Frustrated



7 They're Missing someone



8 They're Alone



9 Their Heart Is broken



10 They're in love



11 Their souls have been torn



12 They met someone they cant have



13 They feel cheated



14 They hurt so bad inside (their heart struggles to put itself together)



15 They feel unloved



16 they feel used



BOYS!!!: If any girl you know is crying, and you see them, don't just stand there like an ass and say you're sorry, hold them, kiss them, and tell them everything will be ok, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls go through more drama than you can imagine! Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them.





f I died tomorrow, you would never ever get a chance to see

me ever again. [be honest]



01. What are 5 things you would want me to

know before I died?





02. What would 5 questions be that you have been wanting to ask me?



03. If I died, would you come to my funeral?



04. If I died, would you cry?



05. If I died, would you forget me eventually?



06. If I died, what would be going through your head?



07. If I died, would you tell me you loved me before I died?



08. Would you mean it?



09. If I died, would you regret anything you said to me?



10. If I died, would you regret anything you said about me?



11. If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that you haven't already told me?



12. If I died, what would be your last memory of me?



13. If I died, what would you remember me by?



14. If I died tomorrow, I would want to know your true feelings about me. What are your complete feelings about me, up to this day

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.



Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth



The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.



Having nice sex burns 358 calories.



Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.



Take off her clothes

with her consent.........................12 cal

without......................187 cal



Take off her Bra

With two hands..........................8 cal

With one hand.........................12 cal

With mouth.............................85 cal



Put on Protection

hard ........................... 6 cal

soft..........................315 cal



Foreplay

Looking for target...................8 cal

Finding G spot ......................92 cal

I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal



Entry

Holding her..................12 cal

On the floor.................8 cal



With Different Position

Missionary..........................358 cal

Doggy...........................316 cal

69 lying...............................286 cal

69 standing.............................512 cal

Italian hanger.........................912 cal



Orgasm

Real................................112 cal

Faking................................315 cal



After "O"

Lying in Bed............................18 cal

Hop off the bed............................36 cal

Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal



Get dressed

Quiet and calm...........................32 cal

Rushing.........................98 cal

Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal

Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal

Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL



every girl dreams that one day, she will find a boy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have every girl dreams that one day, she will find a boy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have THE BIGGEST impact in someone's life.?



GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN.



LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES.



KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS.



TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE.



TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL.



L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER.



LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR.



MESS WITH HER HAIR.



JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER.



INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0.



F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES.



L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE.



TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P.



H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS.



WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER.



LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS.



GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER.



TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK.



STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK.



WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER



KISS HER F0REHEAD.



GIVE HER THE W0RLD.



WRITE HER LETTERS.



LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES.



WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER.



LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT.



LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS.



KISS HER IN THE RAIN.



CALL HER EVERY NIGHT.



AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER.



AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE.WHAT M0ST GUYS W0NT D0